The Confederacy of United Celtics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michael Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.139 billion United Celticsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Patrick. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Celticsian economy, worth 101 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,863 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and Michael Collins has just been declared ruler of United Celtics in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Celtics's national animal is the Wild boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Celtics is ranked 202,069^th in the world and 288^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.